The Indian Prime Minister, the foreign secretary, the National Security Adviser (NSA) and the Indian Army Chief are all out defending Chinese incursions into Indian territory from occupied territory as “routine affair.” The Chinese are accusing the Indian media as the villain, Indian NSA dutifully echo’s it. Then the Indian NSA, goes on further and insults an eminent Indian Scientist for his comments on the failure of the Indian thermo nuclear test.

Our non beloved leaders are acting like Chinese commissars. Their loyalty to the Chinese government is commendable and hopefully they will be rewarded well when the Chinese army descends down the mountains. We are sure that these new found commissars will give the Communist party of Indian (Marxist) a run for the money.

Why bother deploying the poor army personnel in those inhospitable conditions with their arms tied behind? The instructions to soldiers are not to escalate. True, we are an Gandhian country. Our commissars can deploy an army of florists who can garland the incomming PLA soldiers. We are an hospitable country, isn’t it?

Chinese can use some important skills from the Indian leadership. For example:

1) NSA: He can keep track of all the gossips around and report them. Intelligence reports are normally very boring and not juicy. He can even run concentration camps.

2) Home Minister: He can peacefully write newer tax codes. Internal security should not bother him. Chinese can not have any better tax man than this. May be they can include him in the CCCP Politburo. Chinese can learn from him that “more the tax collection, healthier the economy.”

Armed forces will not have issues importing weapons. Chinese will sell them cheap.

Let the PLA come. What extra can they do to us? Haven’t we Indian’s faced Jamat-ud-Dawa’s aid workers in Mumbai , the Indian national Congress and the Communist party of Indian (Marxist)? PLA will be news for two days, then it will be news as usual.

Mao zhuxi wansui! (Long live chairman Mao!). Asatyamev Jayte (Untruth Alone wins).